A Roach and a bad zerg player with only one strategy walked along the beach, talking about the time and life they had spent together: the happiness, trials and tribulations. Then the bad zerg player turned and said, "But Roach, sometimes I look back and see only 6 claw marks in the sand." The Roach smiled and said, "rr...rrrrqcktltltkrqrrrqrqr" which translates roughly to "Those were the times that I carried you. And if you look carefully, that was the whole time." The zerg player then said, "Why are the past few claw marks all so close together?", to which the Roach replied "I got hit by a concussive grenade about 4 seconds ago. We are about to die."
Discuss your zerg rush
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Now I don't like the new roach nerf, but I saw this and thought it was hilarious.