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Veritoff
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hahahaha

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HellRaiser wrote:haha either u or someone took away u'r message pretty fast

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HellRaiser wrote:
I'm going to go see what canadians do on thursday nights in March.... later.
Reading that made zoom back to college.

Me and 2 other friends were playing basketball and we usually make bets. It was getting late and we made a bet that the last person to make a 3 point shot has to get a hooker in Canada. I make mine off the first try so it was up to the last 2. They shoot back and forth and 1 eventually lost. We drive up to Canada and get a room at Best Western. After some light drinking we drive around downtown Vancouver looking for hookers but did not see ANY. I've been up there many times and always see them.

Anyways I feel I got ripped off and we head back to the room. My other friend grabs a phone book and looks for escorts since he's hell bent on not letting the other one off the hook. There was this escort service called "Petite College Gals". So he calls them up and orders an escort ($200 U.S on a credit card, lol). The description was Blond, Short and so on...basically super hot. I dared my buddy to hide under the bed during the whole session for a $100 but he chickend out. Me and him head down to the lobby and wait for her to walk into the lobby. An hour later this middle aged lady (mid 40's) walks in and heads towards the elevator. She's dress like a ho, blond and small. The part that made me laugh till I puked besides the chick being old was her hair was in fu^kin pigtails.

After 5 minutes of laughing we head up to the room to see if that was really her. We hear them talking and just crack up. Anyways he didn't have "relations" with her...the story was she took off her top and said "You like?" then he says "Yes" even though he said later she had the nastiest boobs ever, lol and they just ended up talking for an hour...who knows though.

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hehe
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Post by GaNgSTaR »

That's so redic it must be true. :lol:
I still pwn a very large piece of your @$$

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yeah we've gotten strippers at the fraternity house a few times...most hit looking girls show up (with body guards)... it's more funny than it is erotic to be honest...but we're all so crap faced it's a ton of fun. I don't think i could talk to an escort lady for an hour...
"So..uhh how's business?"...

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Hey U|2, I was doing your mom doggy style and instead of a playful spanking I was punching as hard as I can.

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lol
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